The best purchase of the year tbh
the gem sentences found in this book is amazing
“I’m a pathetic bed wetter” - classy
and why not “check out drunk businessmen peeing in public
and for those eager goers who want to learn a countless ways to say penis and boobies
and my all time fav sentence
“Well pardon me for living”
You’re learning sentences and seeing pictures.
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The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.
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